“RETIRING ME!?” My indignant shout rang out through the office in HQ.
“____, please calm down, now without the threat of any Kaiju emerging from the Breach, we can focus our efforts elsewhere. Your station just happens to be in-“ “JASPER NEVADA! THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!?” The uptight official sighed as my fist came down on their desk.
I opened my mouth to scream some more, when the man stood up suddenly, glaring down at me, “Miss _____, do you want to lose your Jaeger and your piloting license, and return to civilian life?” I shrunk back, fear building in my chest, “No sir.” He nodde
20 way to annoy Megatron by RaverDragon, literature
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20 way to annoy Megatron
Top 20 ways to annoy Megatron.
1: On Friday, slap him on the ass every time you see him.
2: Do this every Friday.
3: Constantly slingshot a rock at his head.
4: When he is laying down, grind on his chest and start saying. "And grind on me..."
5: When he is reading the data pads, grab Knock Out and Starscream and twerk right on his desk.
6: Take a selfie with him at random moments of the day.
7: Photoshop him in a maid outfit with Optimus in a suit.
8: Post it on the nemmisses.
9: Post it in every social media you know.
10: Call him Sharky and refuse to call him anything else.
11: scream in his ear with a megaphone 3-4 inches from i
G1 Blitzwing and Astrotrain x reader by nightscream879, literature
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G1 Blitzwing and Astrotrain x reader
No warnings apply.
Cute chapter! I have no regrets! X3
To some being wedged between two triple changers would be terrifying. The fact that they were much bigger and stronger than normal frames, being capable of causing immeasurable damage to their enemies, intimidating to the extreme... To anyone but you.
Nope, you were not concerned in the least. You knew these two triple changers, Astrotrain and Blitzwing, and right now the fact that you were pressed in between their frames was anything but scary. Actually it was rather comfortable. The two were just overgrown teddy bears, fully capable of ripping your face off, but they wouldn't- at least
Ironhidexmech!reader ~ 1 Week by tmnthearted, literature
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Ironhidexmech!reader ~ 1 Week
I yelped once more as the servo came crashing down on my rear plating.
I bit back the energon threatening to spill from my optics behind my visor but in doing so I drew energon from my lip plates. "Sire, Please-!"
"STAY STILL." His sire barked harshly.
His twin sibling watched as she had energon in her optics and the dent in her frame, she stood next to his carrier who just couldn't look as her optics casted to the side while grasping his siblings shoulders.
I stood there and stared at the mech infront of me as he waved his servo infront of me.
"(Name. Name!) hey! Hellllo~.."
I flinched "o-oh.. Sorry, Sideswipe."
"Did you glitch or.. What hap
Bumblebeexinjured!reader ~ For you by tmnthearted, literature
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Bumblebeexinjured!reader ~ For you
The autobot hanger was calm as things were running smoothly for the last week, not so much decepticon activity. Being good and bad. The autobots and soldiers got a break but then that meant the 'cons were up to something.
Most of the autobots were resting or just relaxing in their alt modes as (y/n) was near as she sat there with her firearm resting by her side, leaning into the chair she sat in, her head was lowered as her arms were folded on her chest with her eyes closed, catching a few z's before having to return on patrol in a few hours. Optimus sat there in his alt mode watching the odd-ball female soldier, watching her chest slowly ris
Crosshairsxfemme!reader ~ New Rule! by tmnthearted, literature
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Crosshairsxfemme!reader ~ New Rule!
Crosshairs called y/n a mech yet again as she growled, he raised an optic ridge. Yes, she looked more masculine than any femme ever forged or built on Cybertron but this was insulting!
"And HE Fragged up once again-" Crosshairs digits accusingly pointed in her direction as a point to Cade as he looked at her
Bumblebee turned away with a fist by his mouth, as if he was trying not to laugh while crosshairs used masculine terms.
Hound softly chuckled as he knew the truth as well after her last medical exam.
She growled and pulled her sword from her sheath and ran up on him "CALL ME A MECH ONE MORE TIME, SO HELP ME PRIMUS ILL RIP YOUR SPARK OUT B
Optimus X Ignored! Reader (TFP) by HowlingMoon2603, literature
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Optimus X Ignored! Reader (TFP)
(Takes place during season 3.)
Regular P.o.V (At the Base)
You sat quietly in the base, reading a book and minding your own business. Miko, Raf, and Jack were all watching T.V on the human loft along with Bee, who had joined them not too long ago. You didn't want to watch the T.V show, however, and just decided to read. Everyone seemed to be busy as, Ratchet and Smokescreen were doing their own thing, Wheeljack was out doing patrol, while Bulkhead, Arcee, Ultra Magnus and Optimus were all out on a mission.
You'd be lying if you say you didn't have a small crush on the Prime, and it was more than easy to keep it hidden from everyone.
T
20. My Inspiration GIFT by TheBigLoserQueen, literature
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20. My Inspiration GIFT
Title: My Inspiration
Pairing(s): Soundwave/Ratchet
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Bayformers, crack pairing, IDW comics, slash
XXX
I always watched him, silently following his every move. He was an older bot, but nonetheless a beautiful mech who had an exquisiteness that many couldn't understand. He had a temper, but he had grace. He had a majestic air around him, as though he knew he didn't know everything but it didn't make him any less intelligent.
It was something that was meant to be admired, even if he was an Autobot who actually helped those disgusting organic creatures.
He was well respected by many, even including Megatron as the Au
93. Simplicity GIFT by TheBigLoserQueen, literature
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93. Simplicity GIFT
Title: Simplicity
Pairing(s): Megatron/Soundwave
Rating: PG
Warnings: G1 series, innuendo, slash
XXX
Soundwave wasn't fond of Earth but he had to admit that the planet had some rather beautiful things inhabiting it. Not the humans, but the nature was quite appealing, especially during what the humans called "sunset." When he wasn't working, which was very rare as he was always busy, he would come out here alone to admire the organic life he found to be attractive.
As he watched the scenery before him, he picked up a Decepticon energy signature and heard the trees rustling behind him. He didn't want to be bothered at the moment, but he h
86. Picking up the Pieces GIFT by TheBigLoserQueen, literature
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86. Picking up the Pieces GIFT
Title: Picking up the Pieces
Pairing(s): Megatron/Starscream
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: slash, TFP, violence
Notes: I don't know actually when this takes place... It's just obviously after Episode 20: Partners ^^;
XXX
Starscream pressed himself against the far rock wall as the larger mech approached him, shaking his helm frantically. "M-Master " he stuttered, shaking in fear at the dark look the other gave him. "H-How di-did you find me?"
The great warlord merely stalked over to him, glaring at him like a murderer. He trembled harder and could only press into the wall, even though his wings were screaming in protest as the sharp edge